private savings console

Saving for the iPhone 18 Pro

While we wait out the rumor cycle, this little console tracks the countdown, keeps your old phone's ego in check, and counts the coins toward launch day.

01

Countdown to launch

The 18 Pro is on the horizon. Every tick is another day between you and that titanium slab.

--Days
--Hours
--Minutes
--Seconds
02

Retro Bizár Meter

How badly has your current phone decayed? We measure the aura so you don't have to.

0%aura decay

iPhone 17 Pro

0%

aura decayed

Aura intact. Mostly. Your 17 Pro is 'seasoned', not retro.

Obsolete technology score0/100
03

Savings fund tracker

Drop in a target, park a monthly deposit, and watch the projected launch date approach.

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Savings trajectory

Set a target to plot your savings curve.

Deposit log

No deposits yet. Set a target and monthly deposit, or log one.